Dammit balders!
I was secretly hoping female b3tans would confess their feelings for me in that thread while all the guys would give me high-fives and their permission to have a go on their missus. And you spoilt that potentially very sexy moment, like Laurence Fishborne's shirtless dancing during the Neo/Trinity sex scene in the second Matrix movie.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:39, archived)

I heard you like pushing coins into dog poos and hiding nearby so you can watch your mum fish them out and lick them clean.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:42, archived)

Then you french kiss her.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)

Great. Now I have to wank. Thanks a bunch.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:46, archived)