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This morning I've tried mixing Lapsang Souchong with normal black tea and a bit of vanilla.
It's quite nice.
I'm going to try ceylon with some ginger and cinnamon this evening.
What tea blend would you try if you were as great as me?
alt: What sort of grumpy comment can you make that really puts me in my place sne sne?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:33, archived)
coffee

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:34, archived)
JOANNA IS A STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:35, archived)
Badge, you're a good nonce detective.
What's your opinion on JLS releasing a brand of children's dolls and products, and also a line of condoms?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:41, archived)
This is nearly as good as that time we went to see vICE for your 15th birthday and they insisted on giving us a hug in our pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:50, archived)
Yes.
JOANNA IS A STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:49, archived)
The original story behind that appears to have been deleted :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:51, archived)
I prefer it being all LOL-IRRELEVANT.
What was the story?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)
Some whining autism banging on about his first(and quite possibly only) girlfriend.
The story itself was really dull, he just finished it off by writing 'JOANNA, YOU STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:56, archived)
It's almost beautiful.
Like a one line poem.
I'm replacing "I like eggs" with "JOANNA IS A STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH"
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:58, archived)
Did you ever get to see the I like eggs things I made for you?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:04, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:14, archived)
Oh, is it QOTW?
Oh, I hope so
(__, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
he already lost one lifeline

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:57, archived)
We've ruled this one out
b3ta.com/questions/relationships/post934459
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)
not me, don't rush into it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:04, archived)
I know that, I'm keeping the spectators informed here Mongy, it's like those recaps they have on X Factor.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
we need our own music and premium rate phone line

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:12, archived)
And some glamorous but otherwise pointless bint for the gays to sympathise with.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:14, archived)
Hmmm....
£150k / 5 years = £30kpa
52 weeks * 35 hours = 1820.
30k / 1820 = £16/hour

.... so, if anyone wants an easy shag for £16, that LittleMissSunshine's rates are more than resonable given the economic climate. She'd have to do her own tax though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:06, archived)
Woh', I just took a peek at her profile, she's got the same gut-aids as me !
We'd have to get to ensuites for the honeymoon, but I'm sure that is doable.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)
an hour? will she do the washing up after, lol, sex

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)
I think it counts as cheating if you get yourself almost ready to burst before entering the room and then just paying for the 15 seconds you're actually with her for.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:12, archived)
Sorry
1-year contract minimum.

Maybe I should offer corporate rates too.
(littlesunshine licked your blinky diodes on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
take your lapdog shitsong and fuck it up your cunt

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:37, archived)
Dammit balders!
I was secretly hoping female b3tans would confess their feelings for me in that thread while all the guys would give me high-fives and their permission to have a go on their missus. And you spoilt that potentially very sexy moment, like Laurence Fishborne's shirtless dancing during the Neo/Trinity sex scene in the second Matrix movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:39, archived)
I heard you like pushing coins into dog poos and hiding nearby so you can watch your mum fish them out and lick them clean.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:42, archived)
Then you french kiss her.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)
Great. Now I have to wank. Thanks a bunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:46, archived)
tetley and pg tips
a subtle blend of flavours
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:39, archived)
Russian caravan with a pinch of more Russian caravan and some morphine please

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:42, archived)
Russian Caravan is OKAY.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:44, archived)
But it's better if it comes from a battered Serbian cigarette tin?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:45, archived)
No
It is very good. You can't over brew it. It just tastes more like tea and doesn't go bitter at all. As such it wins.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:46, archived)
thank fuck, i was worried we would not have a food/drink thread this morning, nyoms nyoms nyom

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:45, archived)
I'm having my tea with toast.
On the toast there is butter and raspberry jam.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:48, archived)
What's your position on the speadable butter issue?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:49, archived)
I prefer vegetable oil.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:50, archived)
LOL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET IF YOU WIPE YOUR HAND ON SUPERMATT'S FACE!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:51, archived)
i dont like jam, i dont do bits

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:50, archived)
You can get jam without bits.
I think it is called GAY-jam.
HAHAHAHHA ZINGED YOUR TITS OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:51, archived)
To make this slightly more bivvy orientated
What do you use to cook food and boil water when bivvying it up or do you take a flask of tea or coffee and eat cold beans out of a tin?
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:49, archived)
you light a fire and bung all the fish on it.
mmm fish.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)
Fuck yeah!
I want to do this. Or rabbit. Or squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
Rabbits a nice meat
similar texture to chicken but a rich flavour
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
not allowed fires

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
Would you get away with an enclosed fire
I use a ghillie kettle to boil water, it's more fun than a gas stove and you can burn just about anything in it so never short of fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
to be honest as long as you are not being a prick and burning the fuck out of stuff most baliffs are cool
the no fires rule has to be there to stop idiots just setting fire to trees
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
i have a small gas stove that burns a propane butane mix
www.springfields.co.uk/camping/cooking-and-eating/cookers-stoves-accessories/?id=1248
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:55, archived)
He eats the fish live like gollum

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
i don't eat fish

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:55, archived)
Ok, pig legs then, I dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:58, archived)
does it blend?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
I've got PG tips
milk and two sugars, fanks.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
Good for you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:56, archived)
You fucking tea-sugaring heathen.
Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:09, archived)