I'm appalled to hear of Friz's rape conviction
not only did he get that poor girl up the duff and run away, but he took her by force!

The massive faced rapist.
( moohalaa, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)

I heard he fucked alter boys while he was head of the catholic church.
The filthy papist rapist
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)

You know friz right, well you know the popular website FaceBook
he can't have a profile on that, he's had to make his own website and it's called, get this, FaceLibrary.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)

Boom
:D
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)

You know Friz, right
there's a poster of him on a billboard on the London Underground with a glum face
and it says DUREX underneath and lots of people see it and remember to buy Durex.
( moohalaa, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)

You know Friz, right,
the CSA got in contact with him. Not just because he abandoned his child, but also because they want to use his face to protect children from rain. ALL the children. In the world and that. Including baby elephants.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)

*applause*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)

haha, that's not bad

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)

This is new information
I shall have to amend fatfaced.co.cc/ to reflect his rapist status
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)