You're setting yourself up
for Chompy spamming your gaz with paperclip sales offers.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:47, archived)

I don't do direct advertising.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)

Word of mouth, eh?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)

He's good at it.
I don't think he's ever advertised paperclips on b3ta, yet where would you go if you wanted to bulk buy paperclips?

PsychoChomp every time.
( WormuIus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)

I want to pluck out your eyes and replace them with jumbo paperclips so you look like a manga character.
This is a sign of love.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)