How's work treating you today?
Got the urge to run people through with your letter-opener yet?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:14, archived)

i'm saving that for this afternoon.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)

Always handy to have a back-up plan.
Or, you know, you could always say you're going on a site visit then go home. They'd never know.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:26, archived)