I use http/jelly.b3ta.com these days.
Now that my bastard webfilter blocks b3t due to :CONTENT: HUMOUR/JOKES.
'Ning The LOVELY Blue Five.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:20, archived)

Fucking wankers.
'Ning the LOVELY but cockblocked Stuj.

How's the rock today?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:29, archived)

'Ning The LOVELY Spiiiiiiiiiidddeeeeeerrrrrrrrr!!!!
It's a fucking GORGEOUS morning here at SUNNY MPA.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)

Lucky bastard, it's cold and cloudly here, as you rightly know.
No fair rubbing your sunny day in my face.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)

*Rubs*
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:49, archived)

A little lower.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)