Put on your best Ben Kingsly in Sexy Beast voice and go..."You what? You fucking what? You come 'round here, giving it the big one and expect me to have that? Who do you think you are, BBC, BB fucking C, fucking lisances fee, TV tax, posters on the toilet walls telling me to wash my hands? fucking iMacs and champaign parties? In my home, in my own home ? Who paid for your home ? I did, that's right, me. Show some fucking respect, you're a disgrace, clean yourself up, you look like a dog with wet nose and wet ears, probably explains why your mother is such a bitch. Is this your first interview? Did you get all your A-Levels? Drop out of uni? My ears are burning, actually on fire, actually pricking up like a wolf who's just spoted a fox. Do you talk about us with your neat multicultural group of friends in the trendy wine bar? Two asians, an african and an australian so you can say 'I know a .... so it is OK to say' ? You wouldn't last 5 minutes in a comercial enviroment, now sod off before we both say something you'll regret."
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 8:54,
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YES!'Ning The LOVELY Gonzy.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 Feb 2011, 8:58,
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Yeah', 'cus that'll make us look 'normal'.The truth is, most of us, we're creative types. Creative types have always been seen as the old-balls of society, even Shakespear was seen as a weirdo (I think, I donno, wasn't around at the time). B3ta, and the internet as a whole, has given us a voice. There isn't a person who works who doesn't have a collegue that they don't think is weird in a not good way, or a class mate, or whatever. There is no real definition for normaily, and there is no right or wrong when it comes to personailty. Sure, our sense of humour might not be seen as common or mainstream always, but neither was most comedians or creative types when they were growing up. We're not doing anyone any harm, not always but mostly we're providing humour (or at least, alternative ways of looking at things), and the only reason a meme hits the big time is 'cus a lot of people like it, if they didn't, it would die.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:02,
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