Poor bogus couldn't sleep well at all
Kept awake by the sound of a brawl
In the hall a loud lout
Could be heard to shout out
YER FUGGIN CUNT STINKS AN ALL
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)

Oh man
I bet you were sat in the corridor humming that at three in the morning
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)

If the last line is to be believed, they won't have been the only thing humming.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)

I was as twatted as I've ever been and still they woke me up

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)