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This isn't a food thread
I want to give this woman what is on my telly baking things a special cuddle. Right up her foofoo.
Obligatory question - alright?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
Oh you just reminded me
Last night I heard some guys walking past my house about 1am and one of them said "She pissed me right off man, so I told her, if she didn't shut the fuck up I'd ram my cock in her cunt and shit down her throat"

Oh how I lolled.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)
When I spent a night in Limerick there was a ruck kicked off in the hallway outside my room
It ended up with some bloke shouting at the top of his voice "AND YER FUGGIN' CUNT STINKS AN ALL. NOW FECK OFF."
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
The Radisson is well classy, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
Jury's Inn

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)
Even BETTER!
Ahahahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:45, archived)
I think there was a hen night or something
The concierge was awesomely disdainful to everyone anyway
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)
They do that at all Jury's.
I suspect that's the first thing taught on the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
A friend of mine stayed at Jury's Inn in Cork with her boyfriend. When she went to breakfast the next mornin the concierge said
"Oh, your type normally doesn't stay all niht."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
We asked for a taxi to the airport and we asked how much it would be
He said about thirty. Top notch, a lot easier than a bus with a hangover. Lying cunt, it was forty five. I bet the driver split it with him.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
Here we go, the view
Broad and majestic indeed
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)
Hahaha fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)
It is a beautiful city

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
To be sure.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)
While certainly not as advertised, it's not the worst I saw.
I stayed in this swanky castle-type hotel in sligo years ago.

Lovely grounds, nice architecture, room window view was of the back end of a cooling unit.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)
I've got one from Salford Travelodge somewhere

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)
Poor bogus couldn't sleep well at all
Kept awake by the sound of a brawl
In the hall a loud lout
Could be heard to shout out
YER FUGGIN CUNT STINKS AN ALL
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
Oh man
I bet you were sat in the corridor humming that at three in the morning
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
If the last line is to be believed, they won't have been the only thing humming.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)
I was as twatted as I've ever been and still they woke me up

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)
I dunno man
She looks like a bit of a chancer to me. Half a quid says the director is boffing her.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)
I read that as cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)
You dreadful shit

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
Terrible bullying of my imaginary girlfriend
:(((
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
She's stretching out her slits, eh eh eh?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)
How do you think she got the show in the first place?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
Hawaii Five O in HD
It's the dogs bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)
BOOK HIM 90NZ0!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:38, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
alright ctofootfofootwco

(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
RINSIN IT OUT RUDE BWOY
YES MY YOOT
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
she said no cofwoot, leave her alone

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)
I'm watching Outcast.
I hope it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)