I'm picturing the poster being placed above a wank shrine where he keeps each ejaculation in a labelled jar.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)

For added realism, there should always be a can of 'Wild Civet' deodorant and a stained t-shirt in camerashot.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:56, archived)

i saw a gross image off like 4chan or something,
a guy had collected all his spunk in bottles, over a series of years, you should look that up.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)

All things considered, I think I'd really rather not.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)

Thanks for the tip though, I like to know what kind of internet I'm missing out on.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)

http://4chanarchive.org/images/183847526/1261878859013.jpg
no hotlinking i would think
( mongychops, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)

you could keep it in shower gel bottles and then when someone used your shower,
before they realised it'd be too late.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:09, archived)