Miranda Hart's his mum.
Well, a CGI model of her face is glued to the door with semen.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:45, archived)

poor ssg, it's like that sitcom on bb2 at the moment with those green wing people, he's idea is getting ruined

( mongychops, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)

i totally get that programme now!
anyway, i was gonna go for a more david lynch sort of feel about the whole thing anyway, lots of long boring bits of him just doing dull stuff to mad laughter tracks, for example.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:59, archived)