A pint of guinness and a bag of hoglumps.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)

Wicca, I was wondering, you're a domestic goddest, how does a man like Badger hold onto you? What does he do to keep you happy both in and outside of the matrimonial bed?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)

He's hung like a donkey.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)

They're bastards those people at Blackpool the way they just kill those donkeys when they get too old to carry around children.
But there must be more to it than sympathy for him?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:54, archived)