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it's my birthday tomorrow
what gift would you buy me if money or reality were no objrct?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)
A magical flask that dispenses unlimited hot beverages

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)
A holiday home on a lake somewhere, stocked with lots of fish.


EDIT: The lake not the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:28, archived)
cheers, but if it was stocked i wouldn't like it, and i'd get bored

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:29, archived)
Or "With a natural supply of fish".

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
i'd get you a really really long stick
so you could have the moon on it. xxx
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)
Ain't you supposed to be doing your imaginary girlfriend up the arse tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)
she's got a 9pm curfew

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
If only she wasn't 12

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)
i was supposed to be but she got testy as i was running late so i told her to forget it

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:55, archived)
That's not a basis for a solid relationship there

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:00, archived)
Of course dear. You called it off.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)
yeh, see, because i'm not fat or ugly i get to choose who i go out with

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
That was certainly a mature and sensible reaction to someone getting annoyed with your poor timekeeping.
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)
seeing as you don't know what was said why don't you poke your comments up your arse

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)
I know that you said you told her to forget it because she got testy as you were running late.
That strongly implies that she got in a huff because you can't turn up on time, and you threw your toys out of the pram.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:24, archived)
yeah

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
Given that you've admitted to throwing a strop about something as minor as being given the hurry-up I'm sure it was as mature and reasoned as your responses to say, being called on, say, posting child porn on /board 'for a laugh'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7109958
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
Oh man, I'd not seen your sig.
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)
That link you sent me.
I'm not sure what's more depressing, the attention seeking OP or the slobbery white knights.

I might post the same thing, with a few words changed to see what response it gets.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
For the last couple of weeks I've not been able to go on QOTW,
not because I was banned, it just made me want to kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)
Don't let Happy Phantom hear this.
Mind you, I think Shambles may have trolled him off of b3ta last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
I don't actually understand why Happy Phantom exists.
He's on a comedy forum, but does nothing but get upset when people try and make jokes. Also, who the fuck is that Humpty Dumpty prick, and why was he getting all wobbly about me behind my back?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
Getty Images certainly seems to have provided you with a wide variety, this is true.
Look.

I'm going to be charitable and accept that this girl exists, and that she has spoken to you. However, there's no WAY you called tonight off.

Be honest love, she got cold feet and decided not to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
you can believe what you like
it doesn't matter to me
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)
Clearly it does.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:05, archived)
no. and you saying the pictures of me i've put on here are from getty
cheers for the compliment!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:17, archived)
You're not very bright really are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:36, archived)
i don't have the star-like gravity you have, certainly
and your shit joke about dating jpgs was shit.
shit joke is shit
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:52, archived)
What a really ugly and horrible thing to say.
I guess she got to see the real you tonight, I don't really blame her for running a mile.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
hahaha

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

this is all far too aggresive for this easy-going and friendly board, you need a cake, would a cake help? have a cake
www.playingbythebook.net/wp-content/uploads//cacoa_girl4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:20, archived)
a holographic sex doll of sarah harding

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)
Before or after all the surgery?
Because she looks a right fucking state now.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
A pint of guinness and a bag of hoglumps.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)
Wicca, I was wondering, you're a domestic goddest, how does a man like Badger hold onto you? What does he do to keep you happy both in and outside of the matrimonial bed?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)
He's hung like a donkey.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)
They're bastards those people at Blackpool the way they just kill those donkeys when they get too old to carry around children.
But there must be more to it than sympathy for him?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:54, archived)
magical monkey hand.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:41, archived)
A camper van
A far more practical vehicle for living in
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:44, archived)
health, wealth and happiness.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)
I'm going to buy that fish bloke off Mastermind and get him to follow you around all day talking about Tench.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:51, archived)
air conditioning

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:55, archived)
a tiny life sized bear

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)
Singing Billy Bass

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:02, archived)
MINE TOO!
/ac
I don't know mongy, probably a your own private fishing planet where morons were sent and you could fish for them or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)
As we're talking 'reality no object' then - a on MW's girlfriend.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:17, archived)
Your own lake filled with EVERY type of fresh-water fish The Lovely mongy.
EDIT: And a top of the range bivvy.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
A dinohoodie

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
Did you just read my facebook status or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
A trip on The Nowthwestern
with Sig to try some crab fishin.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)
a house made of bread

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)
gold bullion

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:16, archived)