Was it like doctors and nurses.
With really strange potato shaped genitals.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:02, archived)

your bits didn't look like the ones on the dolly

( spesh., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:04, archived)

Touched by an angel.
Where did he touch you Johnny *points*

THAT'S A FILTHY LIE
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:07, archived)