FTW means
Fat Tally Whacker in my head

it should always mean that
(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:38, archived)

Nice.
I'll try remember that.
( CowJam, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:42, archived)

WTF
should also mean 'where's the food'.....imagine every instance where you've seen WTF wrote large by some chavvy norris is merely a rant followed by an enquiry of the whereabouts of sustenance and it increases in huomour ten fold
(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:47, archived)

hahaha
great
( CowJam, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:00, archived)