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shit the bed im tired!
but a little bit erect about the fact i've been spoken about in hushed tones in my absence
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:05, archived)
What are you wearing?

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:08, archived)
my fiance, like a glove

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)
I seem to have been mistakenly generous.
Friz asked someone to buy him a pizza earlier, so I did. He hasn't thanked me or even acknowledged that I did.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:12, archived)
lets burn him!
such unappreciative behaviour can only be solved with a burning
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:15, archived)
Good idea.
It has annoyed me. I wasn't expecting anything in return other than a 'thank you' and he can't even manage that.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:30, archived)
So, do you have his address now?

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:31, archived)
Presuming it's his.
He may have duped me into ordering a pizza for someone else.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:37, archived)
Also, I'm not a cunt
so I'll not be doing anything untoward with his address or mobile number.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:42, archived)
thats this government for you

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:31, archived)
If this is true
then that's way off. b3tan cynicism should only apply to abstract online sense of humour, not real life good deeds ffs.. shame shame!

I've had a hacked copy of photoshop sent to me by a b3tan (who no longer posts). I was surprised and of course thanked him.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:52, archived)
I'm all for sending stuff to b3tans.
My xbox softmod kit did the rounds back in the day and I was pleasantly surprised to get it back since it was sent from pillar to post.
There's been other stuff too, wildheart baby sent me a subway in the post.

This hasn't put me off, and I didn't want to explicitly say this before as maybe he was waiting for the pizza to arrive but Peter Davison is a cunt for asking me to order him a pizza then not fucking responding at all after I did.
I even sent him a screenshot as confirmation of the order, and got him a garlic bread as well.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:59, archived)
Dude, pwned.

(, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:02, archived)
Yup.
Because he's a cunt.
(, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:16, archived)
Srsly though.
Pwned by Friz.

That's like being zinged by Frisbee Adam.
(, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:19, archived)
I must have missed something.
Is this MW?
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:15, archived)
if you're referring to me
no, im no one, this was explained earlier, im just new, not every new person is someone else's comedy account. jeez uss
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:19, archived)
Bet it's Bou.

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:21, archived)
i dont know who bastard bou is!!!!
t'other day i got accused of being frisbee boy, then someone said i was adam, now bou, and MW, who are these people??? i come to b3ta regularly to read QOTW and image challenge and i get the friday newsletter, thats it! im new to this whole talk thing, i cant even do small writing! im just me, im new
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:24, archived)
alright workboresme

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:24, archived)
i genuinely think people are saying im someone else purely to annoy me
massive lols
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:27, archived)
Nah, all new people get it.
It'll fade after a while.

Welcome anyway, nice to have a genuine new person around.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:28, archived)
Talking of second accounts, was it ever revealed who sonofstuj actually was?

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:30, archived)
Dunno, missed that one.

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:31, archived)
son of stuj
was fannybitch, which was an account i set up just to reply to things occasionally, that particular night i took a dislike to some people on here so spent the night annoying them.......im not sorry tho, id do it again if i was tediously bored
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:33, archived)
Are you anything to do with Dekionplexis?
My amateur sleuthing said you might have been at the time of the sonofstuj thing, though it was most confusing.. as is dekionplexis himself.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:45, archived)
no thats not me
my B3TA profiles have been......ROOSTER, FANNYBITCH and WHORSEPOWER, thats it
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:48, archived)
its a tad tedious
thanks for welcoming me

im from barnsley, can we get the flat cap n whippet jokes out of way now?
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:31, archived)
Arrate 'orsepower, 'ar's tha'sen?
A'm from t'Tarn touw - Blacker 'ill though, not t'Tarn proper.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:34, archived)
oreit, im from cudworth, or cudeth to you n me

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:35, archived)
Me fatha youws'd ter say, "doon't ever drink t'watta in Sheffield" and by god he wor rate there, fuckin' 'orrible stuff it is.

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:38, archived)
thi favver sarnds like my typer bloke
if wi kayp torkin like this all them suvverners'll get boord n piss off
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:40, archived)
Never mind southerners, folk had trouble understanding me on the outskirts of Leeds.

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:42, archived)
people on the outskirts of leeds have trouble understanding what the fire in the sky is
they think its the light from the moon reflecting off a large watch.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:50, archived)
Good.
Northerners FTW.

I'm from Leeds myself, living in Wigan these days.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:36, archived)
FTW means
Fat Tally Whacker in my head

it should always mean that
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:38, archived)
Nice.
I'll try remember that.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:42, archived)
WTF
should also mean 'where's the food'.....imagine every instance where you've seen WTF wrote large by some chavvy norris is merely a rant followed by an enquiry of the whereabouts of sustenance and it increases in huomour ten fold
(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:47, archived)
hahaha
great
(, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:00, archived)
To me you'll always be that one user whose user id isn't quite a memorable number.

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:33, archived)
awww shucks, thays well flattering

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:34, archived)