If this is true
then that's way off. b3tan cynicism should only apply to abstract online sense of humour, not real life good deeds ffs.. shame shame!

I've had a hacked copy of photoshop sent to me by a b3tan (who no longer posts). I was surprised and of course thanked him.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:52, archived)

I'm all for sending stuff to b3tans.
My xbox softmod kit did the rounds back in the day and I was pleasantly surprised to get it back since it was sent from pillar to post.
There's been other stuff too, wildheart baby sent me a subway in the post.

This hasn't put me off, and I didn't want to explicitly say this before as maybe he was waiting for the pizza to arrive but Peter Davison is a cunt for asking me to order him a pizza then not fucking responding at all after I did.
I even sent him a screenshot as confirmation of the order, and got him a garlic bread as well.
( CowJam, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:59, archived)

Dude, pwned.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:02, archived)

Yup.
Because he's a cunt.
( CowJam, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:16, archived)

Srsly though.
Pwned by Friz.

That's like being zinged by Frisbee Adam.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:19, archived)