he used to be able to stick a disco crisp in the end of his forskin and not break it

( mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:58, archived)

And then bet Dirty Lizzie from down the road that she couldn't suck the salt and vinegar off it
without it melting
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)

That's how they get the flavourings on.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)

That made me wince slightly.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)