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do you have a nickname?
i love a well thought out nickname, there is a football player at QPR called fitz hall, his nick name is one size, a lad on the telly in some navy ship program surname is chapman so they call him tracey, got any thing to bring to this thread, mates, cow orkers?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:29, archived)
i don't go by a nickname.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
i was called 'do what' for a while when i started my apprenticeship, as it was a response i often gave, i worked with a lad called pube due to his curly black hair

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
i played football with a guy called swell 'ead,
on account of his massive head.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:35, archived)
he went to my primary school

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
did he have fetal alcohol syndrome? i don't want to get involved if he did

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
no just a really big head

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
his head is really quite big.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
is it like playing on goldeneye "big head" mode when you play him at football?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
it's why we put him in goals.
did you know he's in china now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
whoah china what's he doing in china?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
dunno, teaching kids english i think.
i just know he's not available for football at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:50, archived)
Paddy
lolirish
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
Yeah, cowjam.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
I have a really cool nickname because I'm so popular.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
cunt is not a nickname, or a term of enderment in your case

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
I used to get called Vike, and Dude, and Biscuit
I even get called Lynx which is a bilingual joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:34, archived)
i don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:35, archived)
for a year i reckon he never won a game of soggy biscuit or summat, and played with his sister

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:38, archived)
ok, well with the lack of information on why these were used this is a really pointless post you've made, i can't judge if these are clever nicknames or even self imposed

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
Vike was because I listened to Norwegian black metal, was reading Icelandic and looked like a Viking
It was a daft university nickname, just like Dude because I looked like Jeff fucking Daniels at the time.

Lynx, however, works on my first name, which is Rich, which in Polish is Rysio which is very close to Rys, which means Lynx. So I get called "Little Lynx" in Polish.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
and you smell like BO and chemical pot pourri

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
that shit is called Axe over here, which is Siekiera in Polish
which is a popular name for hip-hop chavs.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
axe now means ask in the uk

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
there we go, you're no fitz hall but i admire the efforts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
i get called goblin by some,
mostly just my name since i made it my own, charismatic as i am
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
bit like paul ince calling him self 'the guvnor', sadtimes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
i dunno, i mean my parents called me it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
Well beyond my remit, this.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
look, just because you got outed for being a bully, and now you're trying not to be
doesn't mean you can steal other people's punchlines too.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
i like his failure to be better than qotw

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
I've read this five times and I still don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:50, archived)
you constantly try to be better than the /qotw you harrangue
but you never are.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:53, archived)
Do I?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
Righto.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
classic indifference here

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)
do you like fitz hall's nickname tho?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
That is some pretty intelligent nicknaming right there.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
Actually, I got called Blondie for a little bit.
I'm not anything to do with Debbie Harry though.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:53, archived)
might have been, might have been a play on you being a pain in the arse

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
Shit, zinged.
Well played.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
i'm on fire tonight, i'd fuck david haye shit right up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
Ultramaster

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
do you wear a monocle and award prizes for people playing Sonic?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
i never realised the games master was patrick moore until recently.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
nobody plays sonic anymore grry, no matter how much I command it through a living room window

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
I'm sure they will if they ever get around to releasing episode 2 of Sonic 4.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
there are no sonic games past S&K for me

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:50, archived)
Sonic 4 is a direct sequel to S3&K.
It ignores all the shit that NEVER HAPPENED in between.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:51, archived)
When you clunk Sonic 3 into the top of S&K?
That's the moment I grew up, that is. No more megadrive after that, ancient history.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:51, archived)
14 massive levels and a save function on a 16 bit console?
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:55, archived)
it's shit anyway, the pinnacle of sonic was sonic 2.
or arguably, sonic and knuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:51, archived)
Sonic 3 and Knuckles, you bell end.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:53, archived)
actually i think sonic adventure on the dreamcast is the best.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
OH THE DOVESTON!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)
i like the levels where you play as the big purple cat like thing that goes fishing.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
Can we all agree here to ostracise The Doveston for the rest of his natural life?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
Seconded.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)
my favourite games are space channel 5 and samba de amigo.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
Well you've recouped some of my favour here by liking two very good Dreamcast games.
I shall be watching you closely from now on, though, Doveston. Mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)
How do you feel about Shenmue?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
it's boss.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:19, archived)
+1 to this man.
Only +1 though. That was quite an obvious game to like. How do you feel about Rez?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
Meh Sonic CD was the best game
great music, ability to zip backwards and forwards in time, no tails and a cartoon introduction! Had my stroke while playing it though :o/
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
So you're saying that Sonic CD will fuck your shit right up?
The special stages on that were a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
pretty much - it was the Metallic Madness level that fucked my shit up

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)
A few people do call me Wicca.
I also used to be known as TB (Top Bollocks)
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
did you cough in people's faces all the time?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:45, archived)
if you still have the hair i'd call you rihanna for a bit, then what's my name and i'd end up calling you nana for the rest of time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
nah, scub that the final one would be alziemers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:50, archived)
this wasn't a dig, it was progression from rihanna, yeah, we all get this one?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
I like this. My hair is still red.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
it would end up being just being zheimer's, 'alright zheimer's?'

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)
Friz.

(__, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
but that is just a bit of your surname

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:51, archived)
Still.

(__, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
my friends call me google
cause I'm constantly googling everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:51, archived)
People at work think I'm really clever
cos I can touch type and google. I can open a new tab and type "wikipedia whatever" then just slyly read the first paragraph and repeat it before anyone else has even considered looking on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:55, archived)
it does slightly ruin pub banter, because people have a chat, say, name the 7 deadly sins, and some cunt just googles it and the chat is over, sadtimes, we don't get the chance to take the piss as much

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
most of my chums don't own smartphones,
which means we're cool or uncool, i'm unsure.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)
it means we're lowest common denominator

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
actually, dave and chris have iphones, but we don't go the pub with them much.
losers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
I don't do it the the pub, I'm not some kind of cunt.
Just at work when I'm sat in front of the PC all day.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)
whoa, i wasn't pointing the finger, i was just having a chat and that, sorry :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
In the late 80s I was called Disco Dickie
:(
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
because of your mirror balls?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
he used to be able to stick a disco crisp in the end of his forskin and not break it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:58, archived)
And then bet Dirty Lizzie from down the road that she couldn't suck the salt and vinegar off it
without it melting
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
That's how they get the flavourings on.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
That made me wince slightly.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)
At work they sometimes call me Killer
because for a short while I had my hair like Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver when he goes to shoot that guy.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
I was called Bean for ages at school
because I had a slight resemblance to Rowan Atkinson. Bad times :(
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:19, archived)