I knew of a guy called bald monkey
who considered his bird-life quite funky
using great crookery
he crept into a rookery
and covered an ostrich in spunky
( Glovington, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:10, archived)

not bad for the first go

( sleepybinky, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:14, archived)

thanks

( Glovington, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)

There's a rumour, or so that I've heard
That Baldmonkey likes the largest of birds
But in spite of their likeness
He only likes flightless
something-something-something-something Turds
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:20, archived)