Meh

I don't think I need to say anymore than that after all that's going on with me.

Sooooooooooooooo glad I never shat meself though, I would have died!
( diffy maybs, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:56, archived)

Blimey you must have
rotten guts if it causes death!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:58, archived)

But the doctors and nurses and midwives and stuff
have seen a billion people shit themselves in childbirth, so they wouldn't make a big deal of it.
( Comma, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:00, archived)

I know they so lovely

I was all paniky when they wanted to give me an internal as I had big granny pants on, I was trying so hard to get them off without them seeing them, they were really nice, kept saying, weve seen worse than pants you know Jamie, I know but not my pants!
( diffy maybs, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:03, archived)

*makes note*
shy of knickers, proud of fanny
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:09, archived)