It would have been wasted on him anyway, what with his inability to achieve an erection..

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:27, archived)

What's this now?
I'd always assumed that any erection would be lost under the enormous quantity of gut, but to learn that he cannot achieve in the first place is something new entirely.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:30, archived)

I've heard he's a serial rapist too.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:35, archived)