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I wish that we could put a cap onto dying people's heads and trap their consciousness into a computer
and then cemeteries would become networked labyrinths of the dead, where the personalities of the deceased could roam in fantasy worlds, share their lives with eachother, and be recalled and talked to like a wikipedia of humanity, so that these lost souls could recount their tales of having anal sex during an air raid to generations of their descendants.

It'd make a right good film.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)
Fuck off grrrmachine

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)
This is a good point, and it hasn't been given enough attention.
I'm paying ATTENTION to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:16, archived)
Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:35, archived)
You're welcome.
Now let's never speak of this again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
Didn't anyone tell you?
That's where the zombies in Minecraft come from.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)
I don't understand this comment OR mongy's
it's worrying that CowJam's the most understandable right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:07, archived)
I just want to know why Mortal Wombat is still allowed on here after the fucking disgustingly shameful performance a bit down the page.
That shit's just not on, even if it is Friz.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:10, archived)
I don't really know what the fuck is going on
MW's not being any worse than he's ever been, and Friz is just throwing another wobbler. You lot get histrionic about any old bollocks these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:12, archived)
I'm not sure what's true,
I'm not sure I care either.

But I laughed at your post about Frizzles, and that's what's important.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:14, archived)
I'm just glad to see Mortal Wombat gets upset at other people who call him a nonce, and not just me.
I was feeling victimised.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:15, archived)
He's like a shitter version of Parrott.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:16, archived)
He's not posted a new thread for nearly an hour and a half.
Is he dead?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:20, archived)
He'll be wanking himself into a frenzy over a 7 year old picture of Miley Cyrus.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:23, archived)
Oh fucking hell
b3ta.com/talk/3474797
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:23, archived)
Fucking hell was my exact reaction as well.
You'd think he'd be thrilled to have a girl bouncing on his knee. Wasn't his bird all tremendous in both stature and masculinity?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)
It would have been wasted on him anyway, what with his inability to achieve an erection..

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:27, archived)
What's this now?
I'd always assumed that any erection would be lost under the enormous quantity of gut, but to learn that he cannot achieve in the first place is something new entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:30, archived)
I've heard he's a serial rapist too.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:35, archived)
it smacks of a talking library, bit night in the museaum really, is that all you have? no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)
I presumed he meant Vanilla Sky
but was too shit to pose it as a question so that we might go a bit of a movie game going
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:07, archived)
ooh, do you think grrr is doing a quiz? i'm a bit confused now, i still dont like any of it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)
No, I think he purposely didn't do a quiz
despite the quiz-like nature of his post
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:18, archived)
Oh alright
non-metric bigots lose their confidence
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)
The Mouse that Roared
?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:17, archived)
you're not thinking imperially enough

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)
star wars?
The original clue seems a bit vague
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:35, archived)

:O
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
It was deliberately vague
and you're about as far away from the answer as possible with your suggestion of Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)
It's not a fucking crossword puzzle.
Zulu
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)
christ
I don't know why I bother. You're going to express such horrible insults when I eventually tell you the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)

laura
the ghost and mrs muir
summer holiday
tremors
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)

duel
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)

last exit to brooklyn
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
Can we have another clue?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
black kid breathes a sigh of relief
edit: you lot, really, you lot, are intolerable
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)
8 MILE

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
Mississippi burning?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
Karate Kid remake

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
To Kill a Mockingbird.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
American History X (where x is an imperial value)

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:59, archived)
American history x

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
it takes place in a fucking courtroom

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:05, archived)
A Time to Kill

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)
Yes they deserved to die
And I hope they burn in hell
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
My Cousin Vinny.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
12 Inch Angry Men

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
I thought that but that's not a courtroom
I'm stumped.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)
it starts and ends in one
and it was the easiest word to throw in there to get the right answer to come up
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:14, archived)
This is why we were stumped.
The film isn't set in a courtroom and doesn't star anyone black.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)
but you got it right all the same you stumping stumper.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:23, archived)
fucking finally

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:14, archived)
Who's the black kid that breathes a sigh of relief?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)
Darth Vader

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)
the kid that was going to get hanged at the start
and gets found "not guilty" at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)
Oh you mean this black kid.
cdn.hometheaterforum.com/4/43/43db6972_htf_imgcache_43366.jpeg

This black kid. That black kid there.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:19, archived)
he's black
and white
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)
is it Star Wars

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)
Judge John Deed

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)
Can you tell us
I've got to go in a minute. I probably won't have heard or seen the film, but I like closure.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:11, archived)

Kramer vs. Kramer
The Verdict
A Few Good Men
Witness For the Prosecution
Anatomy of a Murder
In Cold Blood
A Cry in the Dark
Judgment at Nuremberg
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:14, archived)
Legally Blonde

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:19, archived)
12 fucking angry fucking men.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:12, archived)
this went on for far too long

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)
It's your fault for being so obtuse

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:19, archived)
that was the whole point

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:22, archived)
Gone With The Wind

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)
*parp*

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:21, archived)
Quick! Let's all think of an undecipherable and pointlessly vague clue
so we can pretend we're better than everyone else when nobody gets it!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)
Donnie Darko

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:22, archived)
this was your idea in the first place, you thick twat

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:25, archived)
pride and prejudice

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)

national velvet
a bridge too far
meet me in st louis
saturday night and sunday morning
seven samurai
last tango in paris
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)

on golden pond
the witches of eastwick
starship troopers
filmvron
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)

return of the jedi?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:35, archived)
I mention the word 'imperial' and two of you come up with some fucking sci-fi shit
what the hell is wrong with this place
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)

originality is dead :(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:43, archived)
Which in itself is a re-make of a Spanish film
which is much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:12, archived)
Which one?
I liked Vanilla Sky was great
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:16, archived)
Abre les ojos(open your eyes)
mind you I liked Vanilla sky too.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)
Downloading it now :)

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
so i herd you like mudkips?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:37, archived)
Oh you heard that did you?
How nice for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:43, archived)
Didn't they do this in Dumbo?
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
If I had a budget to make a film
I'd want some sort of dinosaur, and a helicopter. Not sure of the story yet, but they're the essentials.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
Is it real?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:18, archived)
TED

(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:10, archived)
I'm sure I read a book like that once.
Fucked if I can remember what is was though. Something to do with an asteroid or small moon that appeared in orbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:12, archived)
i'll offer £15,000 for 50% of the business

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)
I could watch something like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)