You can't even impress /QOTW.
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And really, a question about creepiness is one you should win.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:07, archived)

that story is all lies
it doesn't make sense cos its unrehearsed bullshit
(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:10, archived)

oh jesus, happy phantom is an idiot

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:13, archived)

I like this.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:17, archived)

you cant even impress my mother

(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:15, archived)

I can even undress your mother.

( Glovington, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:16, archived)

she's rarely clothed

(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:17, archived)

Thats what makes it such an art

( Glovington, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:18, archived)

what you reckon to her minge?

(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:20, archived)

average to poor

( Glovington, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:22, archived)

like a dropped jacket taty

(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)

more like a yawning hippo

( Glovington, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:26, archived)