you could always post in this thread and not take yourselves so serious
they're only words typed on a comedy forum, 3rd rate comedy to boot. They're not high end works of art which should be saved for posterity.
If you genuinely dont care and dont get upset on the internet like you claim not to, post in this thread
(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)

you're sounding a bit upset there horsey

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)

not at all sweet pea
you ok?
(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)

I'm fine I just think you should maybe have a cup of tea or something
I'm worried
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:07, archived)

dont be worried cocker spadge
i like you, you're one of the few funny ones

I'll spare you when judgement day arrives
(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:09, archived)

I watched the walking dead tonight
I was a bit upset about the horse :(
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:10, archived)

not seen it
not actually watched tv today, which is strange for me, wonder what i missed?
(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:11, archived)

I know, that poor horse.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:16, archived)

I thought they were going to be best buds 4eva

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:16, archived)

what happened was a horsetastrophe

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:21, archived)

HORSEAGGEDON

(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:22, archived)

He has every right to.
Two of his accounts have been banned just because he fucked his underage sister. No wonder he hates this place.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)

3 of my accounts
get the facts right you prick faced ferret
(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)

You can't even impress /QOTW.
b3ta.com/questions/creepy/post1159702

And really, a question about creepiness is one you should win.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:07, archived)

that story is all lies
it doesn't make sense cos its unrehearsed bullshit
(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:10, archived)

oh jesus, happy phantom is an idiot

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:13, archived)

I like this.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:17, archived)

you cant even impress my mother

(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:15, archived)

I can even undress your mother.

( Glovington, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:16, archived)

she's rarely clothed

(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:17, archived)

Thats what makes it such an art

( Glovington, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:18, archived)

what you reckon to her minge?

(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:20, archived)

average to poor

( Glovington, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:22, archived)

like a dropped jacket taty

(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)

more like a yawning hippo

( Glovington, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:26, archived)

what the fuck is this
i don't even
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:06, archived)

This pace of thread starting is too much
i am too tired to keep up, maybe you should delete it
( Glovington, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:06, archived)

tarry a while, jew
I'll delete it when a few have posted and said some mildly amusing things, then I'll hurt them and delete it

Mwa, and indeed, hahahaha
(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:08, archived)

you will be waiting a long time for said mildly amusing things

( Glovington, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:10, archived)

truth

(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:12, archived)

My cousin cut her finger earlier.
She just posted this status on Facebook...

"Away to bed with a sore finger, *sniff*!!"
It took her ages to realise why I was taking the piss.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:08, archived)

Your cousin is a fucking mong and a testament to why families shouldn't inbreed.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:11, archived)

amazing

( Glovington, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:12, archived)

When I pointed out to her that it reads really badly she thought I was taking the piss out of that fucking horrible Scots Text speak she does.
I had to translate that OP for you lot.

EDIT: The Original: "Awa ti ma beddy we a sare finger, sniff!!!"
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:12, archived)

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, SCOTLAND.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:14, archived)

It's the *sniff* at the end though.
It's a perfect wanking status. With added pervy sniff. I find it hard to believe she did it by accident. But she did.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:15, archived)

I'm waiting to see this one disappear.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:15, archived)

wont be long old bean

(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:16, archived)

Well there you go then.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)