I imagine this is like when the Catholic Church send a peado priest to a different far-away parish
only the offences were committed with penguins.
( spesh., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)

:(
They were all legal and it was all consensual AND NOBODY CAN PROVE DIFFERENT!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)

"Sir, I'm afraid the chappy with the balloons has been...err....upsetting the penguins again."
"What?? Again?? We can't afford another scandal, send him back to the home country, Sarn't Major".
( spesh., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)

They LOVE me.
You're just JEALOUS.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)

I believe NAMBLA tried to use that defence too.

( spesh., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)

:(
Don't go trying to compare me to those freaks. I don't look like Cartman much.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)

sorry, I've gone too far haven't I?

( spesh., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)

Well, now I'm aroused AND confused.
So, maybe.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)