I was VERY pleased with myself, I can tell you.
WIFE didn't seem to like it though.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)

But it's so simple and silly and childish and makes me snigger.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)

Yes.
Yes yes yes. I'm ace. I agree.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)

Your wife sounds like a right cunt
Tell her to fuck off
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:47, archived)

To be fair, I think the nudity caused her sensitive eyes to bleed.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)

at home are you burkhamonkey?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)

Hidenudeinthecupboardsmonkey

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)

...Length...

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:48, archived)

Dublar, where the fuck is Goatworrier today?
The cunt better be dead. It's the only acceptable excuse for abandoning me like this.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)

Some A&E somewhere no doubt, with some foreign object stuck no doubt, in a very sensitive place no doubt, completely accidentally no doubt.
Dirty fucking cunt more like it.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)

DIRTY. FUCKING. CUNT.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)