GOD BLESS THE SWISS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)

I would be happy
to die in a big bath of fondue.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

it's a little known fact that one of the gadgets on a swiss army knife is intended to help you climb the side of a fondue pot, should you fall in, it's saved many lives
( vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

It will be the only I would use
apart from the horse hoof cleaner
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

it's true, horses love a fondue, can't keep them away

( vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

Horses can FUCK OFF
coming near my melty cheese.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)