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So...
what did everyone have for their tea?
(Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)
Cheese on toast

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
chedder?

(Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
Red leicester

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
I like the cut of your jib

(Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
I fucking love cheese on toast.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
I fucking love melty cheese
toast is an obstacle imposed by a cruel society
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
FONDUE

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
GOD BLESS THE SWISS

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
I would be happy
to die in a big bath of fondue.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

it's a little known fact that one of the gadgets on a swiss army knife is intended to help you climb the side of a fondue pot, should you fall in, it's saved many lives
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)
It will be the only I would use
apart from the horse hoof cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
it's true, horses love a fondue, can't keep them away

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
Horses can FUCK OFF
coming near my melty cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
Cheese on waffles is better
Discuss?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
Oh I dunno.
They are good. Not as good as Quesadilla though.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
Melted cheese
On crackers
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
What madness is this?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)
Simple madness
Advanced madness would be nachos with grated mexicana and monterey jack. And a dip of sour cream and chili... ooooMnOmnOmNOM
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
We talking potato rather or the american ones..?

(Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
Potato

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
You double fucking double idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
You fucking double fucking reply fucking fuck

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)
BIRD'S EYE POTATO WAFFLES, WAFFLY VERSATILE

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
My spellchecker accepts 'waffly' as a real word.
Odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
YE I KNOW

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
WIN!

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
You fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
I'm getting a vibe...

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)
That's your idiocy resonating with your fucking idiocy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
That is not even a thing you massive nobber.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)
Lasher!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)
CHEESE ON A FLOPPY DISK

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
SCRAPINGS FROM THE GRILL TRAY

(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
ON A POUND COIN

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
3.5" or 5.1/4"?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
STICK TO THE 3,5" FATTY

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
DIET FLOPPY

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
Isn't that what people shout at Mykeyboy?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
Crusty bread. S'all you need.

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
Someone I work with call their sandwiches 'breadcakes'

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)
You have my permission to call them a fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
Next time you see them, slap them
Assuming this is a grown adult and not a fussy-eater child.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
If it is a child with bad eating habits
slap them twice
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
Grown adult
Apparently 'breadcake' is a Yorkshire thing
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
Or they're just a dick that wants to make food more childish
Probably because of some crippling insecurities about having to grow the fuck up.

Fucking breadcakes.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
Never heard of it.
/born and raised in South Yorkshire
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
According to wiki
It's a Yorkshire and East Lancs thing
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)
BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP. BAP.
OOOOooooh get me and my rolls *flounce*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
West Bolton-upon-Dearne, born and raised,
down t' coal pit is where I spent most of my days
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
West Aaardzleh born'n reehz'd
Darn't pit's whurra spent most o'me deehz
Proppin' up, bangin', gi'ing it some 'ammer
Then goin' darn t'boozer or t'wukin' men's club
When a couple o' knob'eads mekkin' a racket
Started fuckin' abart in t'tarn
A gorrina fight and me mam shit 'ersen
She said "Yer movin' to yer nan and grandad's in Kexbrough!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)
I like this
That is all.

You can turn off the Internet now. I have no further use for it.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)
They are clearly insane

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
breadcake/barmcake/cob
are what you might call a 'bread roll' if you're not a devout southerner.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)
Me too!
I have a poppy seed loaf, it's really tasty. I think I prefer poppy seed to tiger bread.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
TIGER BREAD

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
Asda tiger bread is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
i would like to show my endorsement for tiger bread at this point

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
Endorsement noted

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)
I've never been to an Asda
I'm THAT middle class
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)
I go to a Asda all the time

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
Povvo
(I did actually go to one once, with an ex. We bought a pizza and it was horrible)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
make your own Pizza at Asda
are the best! Mind you, I have also had quite a few 'stop hitting your child' arguments while standing in line.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)
I might harp on about Morrisons a bit more. Their store-fresh pizzas are amazing

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
I hate Morrisons
I can never find anything and it's all 'bitty;..
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
the most embarrassing ones are when they are all 'stop hitting my child'

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
we don't even HAVE an asda
gotta love my middle class town
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
We're getting one :(
Mind you, for here it's actually a step up
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
The Asda tiger bread loaves are the best

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
Nothing can beat Morrisons and I am entirely unmoveable on this

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
Actually Sainsburys do a good one

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
I'm stopping this conversation now

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)
Morrisons tiger bread loaves are INADEQUATE compared to Asda.
Never tried Sainsburys version.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)
I will quite often get a small tiger tails baguette
to eat on the way home from asda.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)
I almost bought a tiger baguette from Morrisons today
but upon inspection it was oddly limp and disappointing
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
Shame and despair.
And chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
Mashed some jersey royals
and added a bit of decent mustard. Simple and all of the awesomes.
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
ham and ricecakes

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
Before I provide an answer I would like to know if you intend to use it in one of your massively unfunny 'comedy' videos.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
I will try not to. How's that?

(Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
as much as i hate to agree with him
you are a massively untalented cunt
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
keep it coming big man, i'm almost there...

(Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
Unfortunate. I had a massive bowl of talent and wit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
Where did you get that from
because I am starving!
(Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)
your mums uterus just before you were conceived

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
You're good

(Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
i just thought i'd bring it down to your level

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
Thank you.

(Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)
s'alrite

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
now this is humour
learn from this man
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)
haha
some cocoa populars, some cor,uarentarffunny flakes and two wittyabix
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
I
Like this
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
I'd probably go back and kill Hitler.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
PIE
PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE,
PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
a pizza from the tandoori across the road
It was pretty good, i can still feel the heat.
(I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
After burn is one of lifes few pleasures
I salute you.
(Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
it shall certainly be a "ring stinger" tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
shoe

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
Second-hand vomit and bits of glass.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
Alright Salad Fingers.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)
My mother's just about alive and she said, "Do you want the citrus fruit? Because I gotta fuckload of it."
I said, "I don't want no citrus fruit, it makes my hair go funny!" She said, "Are you a serial killer?" I said, "No! I'm not a fuckin' serial killer!" I said, "I ain't no serial killer. I killed a bunch of people but they were one-offs, there was no series." "How many people you kill?" she say. I say, "I don't know, 210? 215? I lost count! I don't like countin'!" She said, "Where did you put the bodies?" I said, "I just let them go - released 'em into the wild."
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)

i.imgur.com/qkR2Z.png
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
So one guy that I killed came up to my house the next day, he said "What the fuck?" I said, "Quit whinin'! Back in my day we didn't whine, we didn't get nothin' from whinin'."
I went back down to the System office and I said, "Why are they all whinin'? Every fucker's whinin' out here. What's goin' on with the systems?" and he says "Hey, I don't know nothin'!" I said, "You know somethin'! You gotta know somethin'!" and he said, "No, I don't know nothin'!" I said "How'd you get this job?" and he said, "I was born into it!" I says "When were you born?" and he says, "About 25 minutes ago." I says "OK! I'm gonna give you to the count of fifty-four! And I want you to learn somethin'!" So I counted to fifty-four, all the numbers were there, one two three four five six seven eight nine, all the way to fifty-four. And by fifty-four I said, "You motherfucker! You better have motherfuckin' learnt somethin', dicksucker!" and he said "I have." He looked in the dictionary, and looked up a word. I can't remember what the word was, but I said "Good!" He said, "Have you ever killed anyone?" I said "Shut up! I don't need your accusations around here, I gotta lot of things to do, I got Jeopardy to watch and I gotta go to my job!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
My job's quite an interesting job, not quite as interesting as his job because he's part of the System.
No, my job's part of the Corporation. I went to the boss of my Corporation, I said "Hey boss! What gives?" and he said "I dunno! I don't know nothin'!" I said, "Oh, not this again. Not this again!" I started countin', and by god, by fifty-four he knew somethin', and he said "I know loads of stuff. Ask me anythin'," and I forgot was I was gonna ask him, but I certainly did ask him somethin'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)
I don't know whats hapnin

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)
i think it's broken
it's the default language program to test it's typing skills. doesn't have to make sense
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)
Pasta and meaty sauce
then some maltesers for afters at the cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

just imagine, felafel for starters, meatballs, and then maltesers, it would be a small round brown items-themed meal... :(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
Needs more rabbit poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
Yummy.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
Nothing wrong with
eating brown stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
spam your own website
then start a food thread. perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
Now all we need is an internet diagnosis of mental illness and we've hit the holy trinity of beakering.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
A headache.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
Was it tasty?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
7/10, would eat again.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
RESULT!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
Some stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
any ting?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
I am not sure you're getting a varied enough diet

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)
Steak and chips

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
oh man, I've logged on and I've already missed the mortal wombat huffyfuffywufffit

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
 
You made it in time for the bi-polar switch though.
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
sorry

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
Justin Bieber

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)