So one guy that I killed came up to my house the next day, he said "What the fuck?" I said, "Quit whinin'! Back in my day we didn't whine, we didn't get nothin' from whinin'."
I went back down to the System office and I said, "Why are they all whinin'? Every fucker's whinin' out here. What's goin' on with the systems?" and he says "Hey, I don't know nothin'!" I said, "You know somethin'! You gotta know somethin'!" and he said, "No, I don't know nothin'!" I said "How'd you get this job?" and he said, "I was born into it!" I says "When were you born?" and he says, "About 25 minutes ago." I says "OK! I'm gonna give you to the count of fifty-four! And I want you to learn somethin'!" So I counted to fifty-four, all the numbers were there, one two three four five six seven eight nine, all the way to fifty-four. And by fifty-four I said, "You motherfucker! You better have motherfuckin' learnt somethin', dicksucker!" and he said "I have." He looked in the dictionary, and looked up a word. I can't remember what the word was, but I said "Good!" He said, "Have you ever killed anyone?" I said "Shut up! I don't need your accusations around here, I gotta lot of things to do, I got Jeopardy to watch and I gotta go to my job!"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

My job's quite an interesting job, not quite as interesting as his job because he's part of the System.
No, my job's part of the Corporation. I went to the boss of my Corporation, I said "Hey boss! What gives?" and he said "I dunno! I don't know nothin'!" I said, "Oh, not this again. Not this again!" I started countin', and by god, by fifty-four he knew somethin', and he said "I know loads of stuff. Ask me anythin'," and I forgot was I was gonna ask him, but I certainly did ask him somethin'.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

I don't know whats hapnin

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)

i think it's broken
it's the default language program to test it's typing skills. doesn't have to make sense
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)