www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13560247
you have to get this chap to a concert
( vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

"So he started peeing and then he realised: 'Wait a minute, if I move in that direction, that fills up the tuba'."
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)

arf
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( vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)