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I bought a turkey salad baguette, a curry pasty and a lardy cake.
Don't delay,
Vote today.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
christ

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
Deal with it.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
*deals with it*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)

this doesn't sound like a balanced meal, where is the fruit and vegetables, that salad probably isn't much more than a thin slice of tomato and some transparent lettuce thick with mayonaise
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
the salad is actually a bowl of smokey bacon crisps with salad cream on it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
IF I WANTED VEGETABLES
I'D HAVE PUNCHED MY WIFE IN THE GUT WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)

SPROUTSPARSNIPSCABBAGEPURPLESPROUTINGBROCCOLILEMONSSATSUMASDRAGONFRUITCAULIFLOWERCOURGETTEONIONTOMATOESSPAGHETTISQUASHGUAVAGUAVAGUAVADATESAPPLESPARSNIPS
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)
LARDYCAKE
is an anagram of LADY GLADE
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)

tomorrow is an anagram of yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
you can't just make vegetables up like that, there are laws you know

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)

TURPORD, CAVOLABRESE, EARLY BRASSENTS
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
I'VE CALLED THE CROPS

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
THE POLICE WILL TOTALLY FEEL HIS COLLARflower

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
He won't even have time TURNIP to the toilet. (TO NIP to the toilet).

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
HE MIGHT PEA IN HIS TROUSERS

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
He's BEAN (been) a BERRY (very) naughty SAVOY (boy).

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)

this is a case for Haricot (Hercule) Poire (Poirot) [ [poire is french for pear]
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)
I'll do nothing and like it.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
You'll probably piss in a tube to get a peanut.
You taffy-twat.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13560247
you have to get this chap to a concert
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

"So he started peeing and then he realised: 'Wait a minute, if I move in that direction, that fills up the tuba'."
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
have you killed /talk, baldy?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
Dun my besyt innit.
I'm off my tits on morphine now.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
MASSIVE DRUGS.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
ENGAGE QOTW TRANSLATIONISOR:
blip I have consumed a small amount of a semi-synthetic opium derivative mixed with some paracetemol as prescibed by my doctor for my bad back. Other than slight pain relief, there are unlikely to be any noticable effects. blooooooooooop
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
Is stubbo about today?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
ANALgesic.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Perenial? PERI-ANAL MORE LIKE!
ANAL-FELLATED SHOCK! HAHAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
Geography?
Geog-on-fatty more like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)