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I'VE CALLED THE CROPS

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
THE POLICE WILL TOTALLY FEEL HIS COLLARflower

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
He won't even have time TURNIP to the toilet. (TO NIP to the toilet).

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
HE MIGHT PEA IN HIS TROUSERS

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
He's BEAN (been) a BERRY (very) naughty SAVOY (boy).

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)

this is a case for Haricot (Hercule) Poire (Poirot) [ [poire is french for pear]
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)