it's cold here
i'm not going out now. i'm going to have a bath instead.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)

Poof.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

Is it your birthday already MW?
many happy returns and all that
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

yeh i always bathe on my birthday

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

Good for you.
You might melt and get washed away if you do it more than once a year.
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)