Oh, don't wear them.
They'd be black if I did.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

I've never got the whole 'commando being sexy' thing
surely it just means piss dribbles in the jeans?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

Mine's more a laziness thing.
That and they tend to bind up somewhat.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

Trudat
I had to do some hardcore pants experimenting 'til I found the right ones to be comfortable in. I'm now happy in my pants.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

Hurrah, for pant combinations that work.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

*pants FIVES*
oh soz, forgot you're not wearing pants

YOU AREN'T PART OF THE COOL PANTS CROWD
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)