I'll be honest, I have no idea what a chicken dupiaza is
as a stereotypical male, I order things like phals, cry a bit whilst eating it, then drink more alcohol to take the pain away
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:35, archived)

Much better to have something less hot
but much more tasty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

See, that just proves you are a girl
hello, my name's broadsword, that's a smashing blouse you're wearing
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)

I'm actually eating a vindaloo and chips :(
I'm Dave the Trucker like everyone else
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)

alright dave
that's a smashing cb radio etc
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)