Fucking nice one.
Any chance of an all-expenses paid trip for my humble self?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:50, archived)

In a word, no
but trying to sort out a work jaunt to the notting hill carnival if you fancy that, it's UK so I'll have crash space
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)