Welcome to middle age!
It's all downhill from here I'm afraid. (But it can be amusing)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

I'm made entirely of broken rubbish this week
I'd get knocked back at the knacker's yard.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

I was like that a few years ago
But after a refit and some sprucing up I'm twice as bad. Thank fuck for beer!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)