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What's the beef this fiiiine Saturday morning? It's a lovely day out and I'm locked up in work. What choo up to, yo? YO?
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:32, archived)

2:30pm here and remixing...
Fast new desktop and fine speakers with a glass of chilled cider to give an edge to the afternoon. Sorry to hear about the work!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:34, archived)

Nah it's alright, I don't mind it really
Sounds like a brilliant afternoon though, I just did computer upgrade things too. No booze for me until tomorrow afternoon.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)

I wish I could have some cider.
Fuck America's over 21 law :(
I did see some bulmers somewhere! But that was a while ago in NYC. I'm sure around here it's all shitty beer, probably some mead though, they've got loads of honey. Mead is lush.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)

Don't know NYC that well
But there is a bar in Houston called the "Hobbit Cafe" which has this many different beers, but, yes, still over 21.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

I've seen blackthorne cider, but never tried it.
unfortunately I'm not one for beers :( I like to have cider, krupnik, cocktails (though those are shit for getting pissed on, unless I make them myself), gin and tonic and straight rum, and some ages Tequilas. I prefer most of my alcohol pure, I like to see whether they can stand up on their own.

If I'm just getting pissed I'll buy a cheap bottle of famous grouse and mix it with some thing though, haha. Once I just downed about 20cl or whatnot. That was a good evening.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)

I'm not long up. Tegan was nice and cheerful and has demanded scrambled eggs for breakfast.
I'm on the internet to ignore the never ending cycle of Garfield and Scooby-Doo cartoons.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)

No breakfast here
But scrambled eggs are the BOMB bro, HIGH FIVE
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)

*high five*
I've not got any though. Still too soon after getting up for me.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

Just eat some raw eggs then iron your stomach
That'll save all the hassle of cooking anything
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

It never stops...
Mine is 16 next month, it's still cartoons but now it's Futurama, Family Guy and Southpark.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)

I'd happily watch all 3 of those though. Haha.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

Scooby Dooby Doo, Where are you?

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:41, archived)

We're dog sitting again and the little monkey has had us up all night pining for his mum.
Hopefully the 7 mile walk later today will knacker the crap out of him though.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:41, archived)

What flavour of dog?

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:46, archived)

Chocolate Lab

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

Awwwwww we used to have some Labs, they were so nice.
Then one got run over by a speedboat, yes a speedboat.
( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)

oh man :(

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)

I saw one get killed by a swan once in a fight
Daft cunt had jumped in the canal and got saucy. It lurnd him up good. Ms Official has two of them, they are also idiots.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)

Swans can break your arm too

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

They are actual bastards. Feet like shovels.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

Birds are bastards

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)

Kill it

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

Cat Lover

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)

I'm trying to find something interesting to do this weekend

( magnum, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)

Go to the Jorvik centre in York and enjoy the rich tapestry of smells

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)

If I leave now I could be there by 2pm

( magnum, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)

That's prime Jorvik time
Get to
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)

go to london
deadmaus in victoria park

if I could I'd give you my ticket, my girlfriend fell ill so we can't go.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)

Mostly I will be sitting about in my smelly old dressing gown
Then cooking for chums. But mostly I will be ruing sleeping on my left arm, the joints of which appear to be consumed by fire at the moment.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)

Boil a kettle then put your arm in the steam, carefully though
That'll ease your joints, and then prepare a poultice of rotten meat and roadside herbs
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

That's tea sorted too
Thanks Theoban.
Ththanks.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

Welcome to middle age!
It's all downhill from here I'm afraid. (But it can be amusing)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

I'm made entirely of broken rubbish this week
I'd get knocked back at the knacker's yard.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

I was like that a few years ago
But after a refit and some sprucing up I'm twice as bad. Thank fuck for beer!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)