If I'm going to have a penis transplant then it's going to be a full size one this time.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:41,
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How about a prehensile penis.(
Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:45,
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You can train one of those with cock push-ups. (
Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:46,
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