Hello everyone
Long time no see, I'm currently in Yankland. Allegheny County in Pennsylvania to be slightly specific, listening to 8tracks.com/lenamarie/where-your-skinny-jeans-at which has good music though I don't like to wear skinny jeans.

I think button fly trousers are the best though.

How're all of you?

Anyone got any ideas about foods or whatnot to try/get while I'm here? I quite like how cheap some nice t-shirts are.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

Leaving Beijing in two days.
Single now.
Back here too.
Hi.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)

How's Beijing?
I'm definitely not single now.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)

Hot. And, for a change, occasionally rainy.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)

Sounds a bit like over here.
It's nice when it rains, especially because my girlfriend easily overheats, so his pain goes down in the rain. (Yes, I am using the correct pronouns, he's a transman who identifies as a genderqueer lesbian so he's my girlfriend. Oh gender, I feel like I should put wikipedia links or whatnot each time I enter new/old conversations)
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)

Right, so your getting shagged by a tranny? That's what you're saying here?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

Unfortunately no shagging atm.
Hopefully when he's on Testosterone I will be getting shagged by him. I hope he keeps his boobs. He has really smashing tits.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)

Jesus :(
On a lighter note, how's your dad getting on after, you know, the stuff?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)

Which stuff? There are so many of them. Hahaha.
I think my mum's trial is soon. I've not had much of a chance to talk to him. Also expensive for people to phone me. I'll see if I can get him something nice for father's day though.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

Christ, they're nailing your mum too?
You have all the luck.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

afaik my dad likes the publicity about the super injunctions and isn't gonna get done over it
my mum is involved in silly shenanigans and doesn't want me to talk about it unless I want to be a witness (to nothing!)
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

Sounds like you're best out of the way

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)

Yeah. I've got my own stuff to sort though.
I need to see if I can get a job for the year as well.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

I've just remembered what your mum is up for
That's going to be quite an amusing trial.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

Yes, if only they could be broadcast.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

I'm sure the news media will give a fair and balanced report of the affair.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

Yes. As they are prone to do.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)

Well that's new.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

OH INTERNET

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

The internet is a wonderful place :)

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

So has he got a penis or not?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

Working penises are very very hard to do, apparently. So I think they're quite rare for transmen (that is, former women who identify as men).

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

If you're not gonna get a dobber what's the point?
The whole point of being a man is sticking it in various things to see what feels nicest
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)

I saw a telly programme on this
It's really interesting how they do it but yes very difficult to achieve.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

I'm not following.
This weirdo is identifying as a lesbian.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

Gender != sexual orientation.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

But lesbian => woman.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

Yeah, umm, I dunno about that one.
A heterosexual male and a homosexual female, though they're both attracted to women, have different identities and generally different ways in how they do it. The 'genderqueer' part means not identifying within the gender binary.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)

I also identify as genderqueer on more of the masculine side, which makes things even more interesting.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

Well he's currently female bodied if that makes it easier for you to think about.
Most transmen who're attracted to ladies prefer to think of themselves as straight, but because my guy just needs testosterone to stop himself from going crazy and is happy with most of his body otherwise, he's not too bothered about being labeled as straight. That's how I think it is anyway.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)

Female bodied, and happy to stick with it.
Into women and happy to call himself a lesbian.

This is all sound like a boring old regular lesbian.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)

Indeed.
Just requires T and prefers to go by male pronouns.

I don't care what pronouns people use for me, as long as I'm not "it". Though I think shim/zir are rather silly.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)

I'd gone all the way round the pronouns and achieved this conclusion
A hormonally-imbalanced lesbo
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)

Basically, yes.
At one point because of his illness he tried some birthcontrol (Estrogen sort) to try to fix some of the problems. But that increased his suicidal feelings a fuck load. He really needs Testosterone. I've been researching the NHS about it, it's quite useful that we'll be living in London.

Anyone got any ideas for places other than IKEA to get good and cheap shelving from? I can assemble any furniture.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

He's pre-anything.
And yes, Easty is right, penises are hard to achieve, I don't know whether my guy wants that op anyway. If you want information on the procedure the NHS has lots of great leaflets and such on their websites.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

I was lucky enough to be born with a penis and I'm not giving it up.
You're confusing me with him identifying as a lesbian.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

Pfffft.
It doesn't require a transplant you know?
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

I've seen the gender reassignment done the other way round (Channel 4, natch),
and that looked pretty gruesome.

Perhaps I could be the recipient of a penis transplant and have a double length penis.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)

You can get a baby's arm sewn onto the end
If you're lucky they can hook up the muscles too so you can pick stuff up with it
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

Trust me, it's not that great.
lololololihaveamassivepenis.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

Two penises!
Like a snake!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

or perhaps just a limp noodle

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

If I'm going to have a penis transplant then it's going to be a full size one this time.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)

How about a prehensile penis.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

You can train one of those with cock push-ups.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

Though transplants can reject.
And then if it spread your penii would both reject you. You would end up cockless.

Would you take the risk? Also you'd have to buy big pants and trousers, and you would scare most ladies away with gigantocock.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

oh :(

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

giving up on the Chinese malarky?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

Well, no, but this leg of it is over. Back to London for two years.
After that I'd love to do a Masters in HK though.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

I should be going back to London soon.
My travel insurance runs out at the end of July. But hopefully I'll be over before the end of the month, not likely though.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

You pay a guy 500 dollars he'll get you a child to eat
I hear they're succulent
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)

That's a bit expensive.
Are there any cheaper children to eat?
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)

Well, yeah, but they'll be ethnics

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

If I can get one for less than $20 I'll give it a shot
As long as there's no funny business.

Also there's no many ethnics around here, just the amish.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)

Can't eat Amish babies, you need a special fork to get the skin off and they don't believe in inventing that yet

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

What about the Mennonites?

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

They're fine, they believe in several kinds of fork
Dig in
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

Huzzah!

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)

Oh you've got a nerve, turning up here after what YOU did.
Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)

:V
Any major drama happened in the probably years since I've been here?
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

Probably
People come and go. Not many stop due to cuntishness and autism. Nowt new.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)

Any proper flouncing?

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)

Friz and his imaginary dead child was fun

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)

Cor.
That sounds like a proper flounce.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

good morning dear
Tea?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)

I wish.
We're out of milk.
Thankfully a local (by local I mean 1.5h drive away, which is still considered local because America is too big) supermarket sells PG tips and Twinings, and my girlfriend keeps a good stock of a variety of teas.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)

milk? only savages have milk in their tea darling
You'll be using sugar next.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)

Milk is perfect with a good strong brew.
But I stopped using sugar when I was 14. I'll have a dash of honey in some blends, and I have added lemon once or twice, but I believe milk is allowed with over-brewed tea, to make it more palatable yet better for a strong wake-up call.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

this is the dullest thing I have read in a long long time

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)

I'm sure I could try harder if you wish.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

Go to Man V food location...
Basic Info
The Homestead Rest
294 N. Church Rd
Sparta NJ 07871
973 903 9290
www.homesteadrest.com/index.html

I think it's about 73 miles from you.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

Actually google maps might have fucked up, it could be 6 hours from you.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

Well that's in the wrong state by quite a distance.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

Pittsburg is it?
www.pennmac.com/

Or go to Quaker steak and lube and do the 6 hot wings challenge. They come in at 150,000 scoville units. A Jalepeno pepper is anything from 2500-10,000 units...

www.quakersteakandlube.com/
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

Look you lot, I just posted a link for a restaurant called "Steak and LUBE".
At least one of you have the decency to notice.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)

There's so many places around offering lube
Bummers' paradise I'd say.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)

I see that place around.
I don't really trust American meats much. I don't trust most American food, though tomorrow I will try some cream of corn/cream of wheat and I expect it to taste similar to ready brek.

I am eating a lot of melon atm, and I brought some marmite with me. I do like marmite.

I think panera is lovely!
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)

Yeah but in America they drive that far for a Taco
So if she wants to fit in she'll pop along
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

One thing which is good, is with all the big straight roads
I've not felt carsick more than once or twice :) and that was when we were at cape cod.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)

I would eat all this stuff.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)

This. ^ I'd never leave.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

Cleo!
How's life? Happy? :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)

Stressed atm
Mostly due to waiting to see whether my girlfriend gets into the foundation course for the uni I'm taking a year out from(he's awesome so he should no problem also forrin money but I can't help but worry)
and he's been snapping at me a bit because he's quite ill and stressed himself, but over all I'm happy. Though I can't wait to get back to UK food. I also will have lots of sort out when I get back.

How're you doing you lovely?
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

I remember when cr3 went over there he said the portions were MASSIVE
But I'd still like to go to theUS some time.

I'm great thanks, work and small business going well :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

I've not been to many resturants other than in cape cod
Still quite large servings, but so far the biggest servings I've had were in Ireland.

I'm sure I've been putting on weight anyway, because of all the driving everywhere, there's not much walking, and lots of food is full of all sorts of additives. I have to be really careful about colourings.

I'm glad you're doing well :D What's your business about again?
Edit: Oh yes! I remember :D! Smashing hoodies and such, right?
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

oooh hello stranger
I'm good, moving in with The Boy of 10 months in about a fortnight, he's moving here. First time any of this has happened so it's stressful and exciting.
( moohalaa, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

Oooh awesome :) Good luck to you two!
My girlfriend is moving in with me, but then again I've been living with him and his dad for the last month and a bit.

Looks like a big gay trip to IKEA for everyone.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

Hmm. Him. His dad. Unorthodox sexual habits.
...are you sure you're not dating Syncubus
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)

Pffft.
Well I'm looking after him as much as he needs it, and they have a spare room I'm sleeping in, though currently not sleeping and should soon.

And alas having a large sex drive but my significant other has intimacy problems :( Ah well, I'll wait for him as long as he needs.

Edit: it is 6am, I'm going to go and see how long I can sleep for. G'morning blokes, ladyblokes and all those inbetween.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)