My Gran had a great cure for earache
Pour warm water into your ear, and seal it up with wax. Leave for a week, then let it out into a porcelain jug. Bury that jug on holy ground and you'll get better.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

I'll just scoop it out with a spoon

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)

It might be your twin trying to burrow out from your brain
Use a soft spoon
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)