Right post something already
I just had a lunch from Germany, allegedly. It wasn't brilliant. Then I helped someone buy a keyboard because they got confused by Argos. I've just had a team meeting.

What have you done this morning? ALT Q: Hello!
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

I've been into town and then took Tegan round to her grandads as it's his birthday.
Now I'm away to have lunch and pine that i'm getting earache.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)

My Gran had a great cure for earache
Pour warm water into your ear, and seal it up with wax. Leave for a week, then let it out into a porcelain jug. Bury that jug on holy ground and you'll get better.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

I'll just scoop it out with a spoon

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)

It might be your twin trying to burrow out from your brain
Use a soft spoon
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)

I just had steak and chips and beer.
MANFOOD
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

That is the best food, I'd offer to shake you by the hand but you might rip my arm off by sheer manly force
I had schnitzel and chips and a pot of tea
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)

I fucking love a bit of schnitzel or katsu.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)

This schnitzel was alright, I mean considering it was made by Irish in Ireland
The Germans at work like it
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)

congratulations on getting your testes back

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)

Is it Sc(own)ne or Sc(on)e?

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)

Scone

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7214092
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

I had a look but they're even deader than here on weekends
Scone
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)

Sc-on.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

^

( CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)

This
Scon
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)

+manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)

I've still never said this
Ill say them separately, but never as one word.
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)

HELLO!
I'm a bit ill. I have a manky throat. I want cheese and beans on toast* for lunch but I don't know if I'll enjoy it given I have a manky throat.

*cheese on toast with beans on the top. Not beans on toast with cheese grated on top.
( CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)

Cheesy beanos!
I nearly smacked my mate in the face the first time he uttered that phrase. Fucking child.*

*he was 13 at the time mind.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

I think cheese and beans will work well with a manky throat
They'll slip down there like spunk down a trouserleg
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

They are working very well

( CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

HOORAY
I shall take my trousers off in celebration
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)

Chicken noodle soup is the throat cure I use
You need warm slippery slimy stuff. Don't let the toast get too crunchy, or you'll be hacking up crumbs for the rest of the day.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

I vote for Soup, but soggy bread definatley.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)