Hes probably injecting a query into her database.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)

Haha, like a query is his penis and a database is vaginal.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)

It's doubly appropriate as her vagina is also full of tables.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)

Security certificate refused!

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)

STOP 0x00000024, 0X0000024, 0X24, NTFS_FILE_SYSTEM
Wait, I think I did this bit wrong
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)