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attn gonz
what did that girl reply to your superb code message with

you are a charmer ;)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)

Probably a 416 or 406 error
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
More like a 418

(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
POUND MY VAG GONZ!
no doubt
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
Police reference number as proof

(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
He can't answer, he's balls deep
Pile driving away at her pink handbag while simultaneously spelling out PHP on her back as she moans a skein of machine code into his ear
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
"Ooh Gonzo, PUSH BP!"
"Oh yeah baby, I like it when you talk assembly."
"Gonzo I'm going to MOV AX, 4C00H / INT 21H!"
"Yeah, yeah, take it bitch! INT 21H! INT 21H!"
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
This could just be you hitting your face off the keyboard man
I don't speak no damn nerd talk
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
This whole thread smells like lynx, stale spunk and old tshirts.

(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)
That's what my entire office smells like
AND I was in the toilets earlier and no less than three people didn't wash their hands, two of them after having a shit. This place is terrible.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
If value =hollyoaks then action='hold hands';

(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
Hes probably injecting a query into her database.

(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
Haha, like a query is his penis and a database is vaginal.

(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
It's doubly appropriate as her vagina is also full of tables.

(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
Security certificate refused!

(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
STOP 0x00000024, 0X0000024, 0X24, NTFS_FILE_SYSTEM
Wait, I think I did this bit wrong
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
Alright Dr Geoff Honkington

(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
alright badge
think wickham will leave us?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
The talk is that he's got a release clause in his contract if offers in excess of £10M come in. I suspect that unless we get an utterly stupid offer he'll stay.
He's always struck me as a sensible lad who'll probably fancy a chance of regular first team football partnering a proven goalscorer with us before going Elsewhere next season.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
how long have we had a proven goalscorer

(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
Since friday.
Chopra.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
They are going to call him Chopra Harris

(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)
badass
I'm well behind on paying attention to it. Have my own sporting endeavours to pay attention to!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)
access denied

(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
*Scrolls down*
I deeply hope this girl is awesome enough.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
Not gonna say, but hopefully it's good stuff =)

(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)