He's a right short-arse isn't he?
You expect him to be taller because of his stage-presence but he barely comes up to chest-height.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 2:29, archived)

Well i'm a midget
so he seemed a giant. He was very intelligent and a real gent I remember. Nothing like I expected.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 2:31, archived)

He is a gent- I've heard that about him.
Charming and polite.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 2:35, archived)