I went to Blackpool a while ago
I don't know why. I lasted about ninety minutes, then the sight of smoking obese people in mobility scooters & the smell of tobacco everywhere broke me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)

At least Blackpool has some decent rides
You can get higher than the smoke clouds and the fatties are out of sight for a blissful 60 seconds.
I think it adds to the mystique of it all
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)

unless the fat people are all at the bottom of the big wheel by chance and the motor grinds and fails and then you are stuck at the top legs dangling sadly :(
:(
( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

Oh no you sound like you're talking from personal experience!
Oh Binky :(
How did the hen do go?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

it was alright, on account of how the p.e. teacher gaggle hardly spoke to me, despite them being the only people i knew properly apart from the hen,
BUT the lovely illustrator lady who i've met twice before had a lovely chat, very friendly, and i'm going to her degree show tonight now,
and the old housemate-of-hen knew noone at all and was absolutely smashing.
and obviously the hen herself is ace at mingling and that. And got all her dares done - collecting men's phone numbers and clothing and being bought drinks by strangers etc.
( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)