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morning jiblet ticklers
how are you then?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 7:54, archived)
its 2:06:51 AM and I'm tired.
Laying in bed waiting for sleep to take me away. Not very exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:07, archived)
turn the lappy off
it does help i've found.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:21, archived)
You still won't leave the house.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)
haha
yeah, great internet
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:38, archived)
amazon is being crap internet today, right?
it isn't just me where it times out?

everything else is working.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
fine here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
damnit. everything else is working :(
thanks though.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
you need money to be interested in shopping

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
Feeling much better than previous nights
and the burns on my arm are healing well
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:22, archived)
burns?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)
They're very small
Only about the size a lighter held to the skin can do, a couple of them are third degree but no real issue there. It's interesting to see how white the flesh can still be while it's healing.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
that's an interesting description of their size
What's the chances that was related to how you got them?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
Perhaps it was.
It didn't hurt that much either way. I think I've grown too accustomed to burns. Asides, pressing a lit incense/joss stick into your arm hurts more. Lighters are meh in comparison. Just hurts like a stubbed toe. Plus incense sticks smell nicer. Edit: g'night, it's 5am here now and I'm being silly being awake this long I should sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
wow. you're weird.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
yeah...she gives you that impression doesn't she
clearly partial to the occasional bit of beakery
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
i can't stand beakers
flasks are more my thing
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
Give me a test tube any day.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)
no
get your own fucking test tube
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
Fuck you and the test tube hoarding horse you rode in on.
When I take over I'm making test tube donations mandatory.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
For fuck's sake MW...just lend him your test tube
god
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
He'll have to wash the stale spunk out first.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
why?
it'd be a free loan he can wash it out
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
better off leaving it to dry, then scrape it out

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
I watch Breaking Bad
All about the round bottom flasks in that one. Cna't cook good Meth without them apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
incense + cooking flesh = ??
actually, isn't that what the "marijuana" smells like?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
I've been in work over an hour.
Speaks for itself really. How's tricks MW?
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:41, archived)
alrite, i dont start till 12 hurrah

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)
I feel like battered shit
And Skegness is was every bit of a shithole as I thought it would be.

It's like Blackpool on chemotherapy, and with more trailers and inbreeding
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
Why the frig are you in Skeggy?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
Beach Tournament for the weekend.
I'm back now, but I think I need to see a doctor. I...saw things.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
I went once when I was a nipper
It scarred my soul
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
Everything is neon/sodium-lamp yellow
There were: 12 year-olds dressed in heels and heavy makeup
footy shirts
pregnant polish girls
fat people in electric scooters
illegal breeds of dogs on massive chain leads
stalls selling studded belts with replica guns for buckles
gaggles of wrinkly 40 year-olds on hen dos dressed as wild west hookers *bork*
chippies, pizza places and kebab shops crammed into 1/4 square mile
signs advertising 'family fun' as far as the eye can see...

I did like their breakfasts though. They got that shit right.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)

top listing
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
on principle, i don't see anything wrong with there being footy shirts or girls being pregnant
and if you are so fat you can't walk, it's better to be able to get out still than to lie gathering bedsores
and i'm glad you find it so easy to identify "illegal breeds" of dog when the legal lines there are so blurry
and there's no reason why people you happen to find unattractive can't have a girls' night out in celebration
and i bet you eat chips and pizza sometimes and would love some family fun.

in fact you are probably jealous of all their family fun.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)
i think frisbee boy is a snob

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
I don't have a problem per se with these things individually
but the above was pretty much full on, pretty much all the time.
It looked like a supercondensed version of Little Britain.
You can try to argue for their case all you want but it was fucking terrible to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
i went to the alps once, and there were all these people all dressed up in gaudy clothes skiing down mountains, then eating and drinking and going to nightclubs in the evening, you'd think they were on holiday or something, cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
Unless the Alps were in your car or on the end of a fishing line, you went nowhere near them.
You terrible liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
i'll be able to go fishing much quicker in my new car

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
Oooooooh get her!
Nothing to see here
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
AS YET, no.
the boy's been hanging around and it's hush-hush, also he reads this forum, nudge wink, say no more (please)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
*nose touch*
*point*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
good work agent hush.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
I went to Blackpool a while ago
I don't know why. I lasted about ninety minutes, then the sight of smoking obese people in mobility scooters & the smell of tobacco everywhere broke me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
At least Blackpool has some decent rides
You can get higher than the smoke clouds and the fatties are out of sight for a blissful 60 seconds.
I think it adds to the mystique of it all
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
unless the fat people are all at the bottom of the big wheel by chance and the motor grinds and fails and then you are stuck at the top legs dangling sadly :(
:(
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
Oh no you sound like you're talking from personal experience!
Oh Binky :(
How did the hen do go?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
it was alright, on account of how the p.e. teacher gaggle hardly spoke to me, despite them being the only people i knew properly apart from the hen,
BUT the lovely illustrator lady who i've met twice before had a lovely chat, very friendly, and i'm going to her degree show tonight now,
and the old housemate-of-hen knew noone at all and was absolutely smashing.
and obviously the hen herself is ace at mingling and that. And got all her dares done - collecting men's phone numbers and clothing and being bought drinks by strangers etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
I'VE FUCKED EVERYONE HERE
AND THEIR MUMS
AND PISSED ON THEIR OPRCHESTRAS
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
NONE OF THIS IS TRUE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
APART FROM SOME OF IT

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
can you be more specific

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
can you be more terrific

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
and then more honorific

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
Greased Lightning!!!

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
I HAVE NOTHING TO ADD HERE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
Why? Feeling soporific?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
You bastard you.
Those orchestras were in mint condition.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
God, I'm soo 3008 when you're 2008 late.... What a son of a bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
HALLO GONZO HOW ARE YOU

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
alright i suppose, dunno

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
yeah not too bad, ta
   
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)
Ok

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)