He'll have to wash the stale spunk out first.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)

why?
it'd be a free loan he can wash it out
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)

better off leaving it to dry, then scrape it out

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)