An aardvark only feasts on ants
but this Aardvark will eat your pants.
A g-string, boxers, pair of briefs,
The stretchy waistbands floss my teeth.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

bloomers large and thongs aplenty,
aardvark gobbles more than twenty
pairs a day, it's told;
it's how he's lived to be so old.
( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

i'm not saying you're OLD, it just rhymes.

( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)